Dreamer's Dream in a real world still hoping one day i will meet a real vampire, and became a vampire too... Hi everyone, I'm Vampire夢, i currently reside at singapore, tampines, Singapore. I simply loving everything and hating them at the same time~ i am a contradicting person and i do everything by ear, or i shall call it heart....instead of mind.
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Girls Vs. Electronics
12 April 2010
Girls are like electronic products, they have many things in common. 1) They both have a thick booklet of menu and instructions to follow while using, the best is you follow the menu before you started it, if not you will either surprise yourself or you will damage her/it. 2)There are many different languages in the menu,Example Jap, Chinese, Eng, Malay. one of them will be suitable for you, so u need to flip more, take more time to understand and communicate with her. 3)All products and girls have their own warranty,you know the label at the back of ur machine? once u break it u can never send it back for servicing anymore, just like a girl's V. 4)They both need maintenance, u need to wipe and clean your machine? yes, u need to buy presents and be romantic to girls ,so they will shine their smile to u . 5) Product Life, either 1 month , 3 years, 10 years or 50 years is really depend on wad kind or product u expected to buy and how much u paid for it. so it is for your love. 6)Operations and Functions. If your wanted a business woman, mother, home maker , lover or lecturer is which kind u liked and chosen. but they will change by the way your treat them and time just like a machine. 7) Restrictions, every product has its own restrictions, every woman has something that they dun know how to do. so dun force it, you cannot make ur old MP3 play a video. 8)Warning, and danger sign. They r there for a reason, it is dangerous to put ur hair drier in ur bath tub, so dun do it. when a woman tells you she really dun like one of ur act for more than 3 times, means she is really really warning you, dun push further, she will break and dump u.
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